Alien-inspired Decorator Gifts

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

'The roof needs icing.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."