Dungeon Decorator Pillows

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'The roof needs icing.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

Candy Corn Dracula

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

Jack-o-lantern mobile.

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

Violin Playing Snowman.

A christmas tree for the cat

"If anyone asks, I did this."

"He loves me!"

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"We'll take it."

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

Pumpkin Painting

A bear decorates a snowbear.

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"I guess they really are permanent."