Hellscape Decorator Pillows

'The roof needs icing.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Candy Corn Dracula

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Home Sweet Home.

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

Jack-o-lantern mobile.

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

Violin Playing Snowman.

A christmas tree for the cat

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"If anyone asks, I did this."

"He loves me!"

"We'll take it."

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse

A bear decorates a snowbear.