Hellscape Decorator Gifts

You're right - flip-flops and cloven hooves just don't work.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'The roof needs icing.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

A centipede's Christmas stockings

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

Candy Corn Dracula

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

Home Sweet Home.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Jack-o-lantern mobile.

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

Violin Playing Snowman.

"If anyone asks, I did this."

A christmas tree for the cat

Zombie Parenting Books.

"He loves me!"

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"We'll take it."

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse