Caveman Costume Enthusiast Gifts

'Can't you wait until AFTER Thanksgiving dinner to get ready for football?'

The first car accident.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Reinventing the Wheel

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Used wheels

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"Too much club."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

The man who discovered smoke

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"I love it!"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Stoneage Anachronism...