Caveman Decorist Mugs

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"The invention of taxidermy."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

The man who discovered smoke

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"I love it!"

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"You spoil that Hamster."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'It's amazing they were able to evolve without any self-help books.'

Caveman wheel repairers.

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

"It's time to feed your drone."

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'