Caveman Chef Mugs

'So there's a little grit and some pebbles in your stew -- this is the Stone Age, you kow!'

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

A prehistoric football match.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Used wheels

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Too much club."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

The man who discovered smoke

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"You spoil that Hamster."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'