Caveman Chef Prints

'So there's a little grit and some pebbles in your stew -- this is the Stone Age, you kow!'

Ancient Racing

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

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OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

The First Cone of Shame.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Used wheels

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"Too much club."

I don

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

The man who discovered smoke

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'