Caveman Cook Prints

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

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'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Stoneage Anachronism...

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'Is the fire included?'

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"I just invented the power lunch."