Caveman Commerce Enthusiast Gifts

Hmm ..I predict an upturn in profits this year.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Too much club."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

The man who discovered smoke

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"I love it!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

'It's amazing they were able to evolve without any self-help books.'

The evolution of men

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'