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Hmm ..I predict an upturn in profits this year.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"The invention of taxidermy."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Cone of Shame.

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Used wheels

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Too much club."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"I love it!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

The man who discovered smoke

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

The evolution of men

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'