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"Invent a job!"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"The invention of taxidermy."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Cone of Shame.

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Used wheels

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Too much club."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"I love it!"

The man who discovered smoke

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early detection was rarely helpful.