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'You've reached neanderthal industries, inc. Do you wish to speak to the hunting or gathering division?'

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As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Cone of Shame.

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Used wheels

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Too much club."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"I love it!"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

The man who discovered smoke

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

The first art critic

The evolution of men

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

Caveman wheel repairers.