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'You've reached neanderthal industries, inc. Do you wish to speak to the hunting or gathering division?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Used wheels

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Too much club."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

The man who discovered smoke

"You spoil that Hamster."

"I love it!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

The evolution of men

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

The first art critic

Caveman wheel repairers.