Caveman Capitalist Gifts

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

The first car accident.

"Any questions?"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

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"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Stoneage Anachronism...

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

The first art critic

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

"Something has corrupted my files again."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

Urp! Homo Eructus.

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

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