Caveman Strategist Gifts

"I've given up hunter-gathering. I now gather hunters and hire them out."

"Any questions?"

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As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"I love it!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

The man who discovered smoke

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"You spoil that Hamster."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

The first art critic

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

Genius Bar

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

The evolution of men

"Hunters turned philosophers"