Caveman Strategist Gifts

Looking for a gift for your caveman strategist? Our curated selection of witty and creative products celebrates their primal planning skills and inventive spirit. Whether they’re into survival tales or clever problem-solving, find a gift that taps into their adventurous and strategic nature. Perfect for those who love to think outside the cave, these items add a humorous and thoughtful touch to their daily routine.

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"I've given up hunter-gathering. I now gather hunters and hire them out."

"I've given up hunter-gathering. I now gather hunters and hire them out." mockup

"I've given up hunter-gathering. I now gather hunters and hire them out."

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"Any questions?"

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As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues. mockup

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

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OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

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Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

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'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!' mockup

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

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'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.' mockup

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

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"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet." mockup

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

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"I think your going to need a business plan."

"I think your going to need a business plan." mockup

"I think your going to need a business plan."

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"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog." mockup

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

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'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.' mockup

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

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'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.' mockup

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

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"I assume you're on the paleo diet." mockup

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

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"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall." mockup

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

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"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!" mockup

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

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"You spoil that Hamster."

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Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire. mockup

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

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'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.' mockup

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

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'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?' mockup

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

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'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.' mockup

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

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The man who discovered smoke

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Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel mockup

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

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"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!" mockup

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

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"I love it!"

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Early detection was rarely helpful. mockup

Early detection was rarely helpful.

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Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible). mockup

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

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'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!' mockup

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

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"Hunters turned philosophers"

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"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili." mockup

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

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The evolution of men

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"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course." mockup

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

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Caveman wheel repairers.

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Genius Bar

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Caveman Strategist Gifts Collection

Caveman Strategist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring caveman strategist themes. Perfect for fueling their primal problem-solving sessions or a witty start to their day.

Caveman Strategist Pillows

Discover pillows that add a humorous and primal touch to any space. Great for promoting comfort and clever decor inspired by caveman strategy.

Caveman Strategist Prints

Enhance their decor with prints that celebrate the ingenuity of caveman strategists. Perfect for a playful, thoughtful touch to any room.

Caveman Strategist T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for your caveman strategist with designs that blend humor, strategy, and primal charm—great for making a clever statement anywhere.