Caveman Business Strategist Gifts

"Have you ever considered launching a stock image website?"

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"It's time to feed your drone."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

Urp! Homo Eructus.

Hmm ..I predict an upturn in profits this year.

'Everybody always talks about glaciers, but nobody ever does anything about them!'

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

'Hunting and gathering! I like that you can multitask.'