Caveman Business Strategist Gifts

"Have you ever considered launching a stock image website?"

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

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"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"It's time to feed your drone."

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

Urp! Homo Eructus.

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

'Everybody always talks about glaciers, but nobody ever does anything about them!'

'Hunting and gathering! I like that you can multitask.'

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.