Caveman Conversationalist Gifts

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

"Any questions?"

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"Now do you believe me?"

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

"It's time to feed your drone."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"