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'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

Ancient Racing

"Any questions?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

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'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"Now do you believe me?"

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"It's time to feed your drone."

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"