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It went out. The program must have crashed.

"Any questions?"

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"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"Hunters turned philosophers"

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

"It's time to feed your drone."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

Urp! Homo Eructus.

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

'Everybody always talks about glaciers, but nobody ever does anything about them!'

"I think he's trying to make a money out of us..."

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'You're an arms salesman?'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

'Hunting and gathering! I like that you can multitask.'

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

'We'll rotate them for free but you have to pay if you want 'em balanced.'

Great Moments in Accountancy.

"No, I invented the wheel, it was HIM that discovered fire."