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"Any questions?"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"It's time to feed your drone."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

Urp! Homo Eructus.

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

'Hunting and gathering! I like that you can multitask.'

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

'You're an arms salesman?'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

'Everybody always talks about glaciers, but nobody ever does anything about them!'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'We'll rotate them for free but you have to pay if you want 'em balanced.'

Great Moments in Accountancy.

"No, I invented the wheel, it was HIM that discovered fire."

"I'm worried we haven't gathered enough for our retirement."