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'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

"Any questions?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

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"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

"It's time to feed your drone."

"Hunters turned philosophers"

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

Urp! Homo Eructus.

Oldies Band.

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

Early Anaesthesia

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

'You're an arms salesman?'

"I think he's trying to make a money out of us..."

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