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"Hunters turned philosophers"

"Any questions?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"You spoil that Hamster."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

The man who discovered smoke

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"I love it!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

The evolution of men

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

The first art critic

Caveman wheel repairers.