Caveman Contemplator Gifts

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"Any questions?"

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As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"I love it!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"You spoil that Hamster."

The man who discovered smoke

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

The first art critic

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'It's amazing they were able to evolve without any self-help books.'

The evolution of men