Caveman Culturist Gifts

"It's time to feed your drone."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Any questions?"

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'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

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In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'