Caveman Culturist Gifts

"It's time to feed your drone."

"Any questions?"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Grok's Thought Stopping.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"I call it angle-poise"

"You spoil that Hamster."

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'