Caveman Culture Geek T-Shirts

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Jurassic Parking Lot

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

I don

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"I call it angle-poise"

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"Here's your anesthetist now!"

"It's time to feed your drone."

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'He said he doesn't make cave calls, but stay warm and get plenty to drink.'

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

'We're renovating.'