Caveman Philosopher Mugs

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

"Any questions?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"It's time to feed your drone."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"Hunters turned philosophers"

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

Urp! Homo Eructus.

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

Oldies Band.

Early Anaesthesia

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

'Hunting and gathering! I like that you can multitask.'

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."