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The first history class.

The Invention Of Insurance

'Early pets'

'We'll rotate them for free but you have to pay if you want 'em balanced.'

Great Moments in Accountancy.

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'So, it seems the ancient hunter-gatherers hated the Barney creature as much as we modern humans detest him today.'

'I'll sure be glas when somebody invents WAXING!'

Urp! Homo Eructus.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'They've mastered fire, taken over the good caves and made weapons out of sticks: To think that we were dismissing them as harmless apes...'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Everybody always talks about glaciers, but nobody ever does anything about them!'

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

Blimey, you're showing your age now, Tom.

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'Wolfie chewed up those shoes you invented yesterday.'

King of the caveman accountants: 'And I have 12 toes!'

'What's this? Earth Tones?'

'Hunting and gathering! I like that you can multitask.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

A prehistoric football match.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."