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'Come on! Up and at 'em! It's dawn already! You got things to do! Hunt, gather, break rocks, pile rocks, throw rocks! Let's move it! Chop, chop!'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'We had that last night.'

"I can't decide whether to name my invention Edsel, Studebaker, Nash or Packard."

Krog almost invents fire.

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"I follow the paleo diet. Anything you can choke down."

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

A prehistoric football match.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Early Art Critic

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."