Caveman Critic Gifts

'Kids and their bloody graffiti.'

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

The First Vegetarians.

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"Now do you believe me?"

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

'It's amazing they were able to evolve without any self-help books.'