Caveman Critic Gifts

'Kids and their bloody graffiti.'

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

The First Vegetarians.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'It's amazing they were able to evolve without any self-help books.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."