Caveman Strategist Pillows

"I've given up hunter-gathering. I now gather hunters and hire them out."

"Any questions?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"You spoil that Hamster."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

The man who discovered smoke

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"I love it!"

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

The evolution of men

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Caveman wheel repairers.

Genius Bar