Caveman Capitalist Pillows

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

The first car accident.

"Any questions?"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Let's just binge watch this."

Stoneage Anachronism...

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

"Something has corrupted my files again."

The first art critic

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

Urp! Homo Eructus.

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."