Caveman Chic Pillows

'Good evening, sir. Good evening, madame. Primitive or non-primitive?'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Ancient Racing

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

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"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Reinventing the Wheel

A prehistoric football match.

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

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'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Let's just binge watch this."

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"I call it angle-poise"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"Central heat. Pretty posh."