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'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

Ancient Racing

The First Fire Stick

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

A prehistoric football match.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"Now do you believe me?"

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

"Something has corrupted my files again."

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"Get back down here before you fall and hurt yourself"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

The First Power Point