Playful Caveman Fun Mugs

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

Ancient Racing

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The First Fire Stick

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

A prehistoric football match.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"Now do you believe me?"

"Something has corrupted my files again."

Metro Sapien.

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'When I was a young neanderthal, we didn't have these fancy fires. We ate our meat BEFORE it was dead. And we didn't need no sissy wooden clubs. Our bare hands worked just fine. And we didn't walk in no fancy-schmancy upright position!'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

"Get back down here before you fall and hurt yourself"

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."