Diy Caveman Prints

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Something has corrupted my files again."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

Caveman at Computer

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

The First Power Point

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

"If you ask me between your stuff and my stuff, there's just nothing left to invent."