Modern Cavemen Prints

"This is my urban man cave."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Something has corrupted my files again."

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"Get back down here before you fall and hurt yourself"

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

Caveman reading book, 'Eat it and Look for More'.

The First Power Point

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

"If you ask me between your stuff and my stuff, there's just nothing left to invent."