Caveman Era Pillows

'How was I supposed to know that this is a no parking zone?'

The first car accident.

"Any questions?"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Let's just binge watch this."

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

"Something has corrupted my files again."

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

"This is my urban man cave."

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

The First Power Point

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'