Caveman Comeback Gifts

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Ancient Racing

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Those Were The Days

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Reinventing the Wheel

A prehistoric football match.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

"Found meat is income."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'