Modern Caveman Humorist T-Shirts

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet'

"I dunno, it lacks something."

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

The First Fire Stick

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"Now do you believe me?"

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'When I was a young neanderthal, we didn't have these fancy fires. We ate our meat BEFORE it was dead. And we didn't need no sissy wooden clubs. Our bare hands worked just fine. And we didn't walk in no fancy-schmancy upright position!'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

"Get back down here before you fall and hurt yourself"

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

Urp! Homo Eructus.

'Is the fire included?'