Modern Caveman Humorist Prints

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet'

"I dunno, it lacks something."

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

The First Fire Stick

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

"Now do you believe me?"

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

Urp! Homo Eructus.

'Is the fire included?'

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

"Get back down here before you fall and hurt yourself"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'