Caveman Humor Enthusiast Prints

'With energy prices going up...I had an idea!...'

Early Language History. All this thinking about the alternatives makes my head hurt. If only we hadn't invented the conditional.

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

'Not exactly a rock scientist, are you?'

"The missus has been on to me about ditching the fur."

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Early Art Critic

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

The First Vegetarians.