Classic Caveman Humor Prints

'How was I supposed to know that this is a no parking zone?'

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

The First Fire Stick

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"Now do you believe me?"

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'When I was a young neanderthal, we didn't have these fancy fires. We ate our meat BEFORE it was dead. And we didn't need no sissy wooden clubs. Our bare hands worked just fine. And we didn't walk in no fancy-schmancy upright position!'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

'Is the fire included?'

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"Get back down here before you fall and hurt yourself"

Urp! Homo Eructus.