Ironic Caveman Prints

The First Fire Stick

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Stoneage Anachronism...

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"Now do you believe me?"

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'When I was a young neanderthal, we didn't have these fancy fires. We ate our meat BEFORE it was dead. And we didn't need no sissy wooden clubs. Our bare hands worked just fine. And we didn't walk in no fancy-schmancy upright position!'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'