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'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

Ancient Racing

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

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OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

A prehistoric football match.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"I love it!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

The man who discovered smoke

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

Stoneage Anachronism...

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Let's just binge watch this."