Caveman Appreciator Mugs

'I just invented it -- I call it the 'Doomsday Option.''

The first art critic

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Those Were The Days

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

The First Cone of Shame.

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Used wheels

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Too much club."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

The man who discovered smoke

"I love it!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

"Hunters turned philosophers"