Connectivity Commentator Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone obsessed with connectivity and commentary? Our specially curated items for connectivity commentators blend humor and insight—perfect for engineers, network analysts, or tech enthusiasts who love to explore how everything connects. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak their language and spark their passion for complex connections and lively commentary.

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"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."

"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction." mockup

"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."

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'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.' mockup

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

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'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,' mockup

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

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"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

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"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it." mockup

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

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'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.' mockup

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

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"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family." mockup

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

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How logos change over time.

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"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others." mockup

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

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Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity mockup

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

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"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?" mockup

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

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"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact." mockup

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

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"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill." mockup

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

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A Highly Networked Staff

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"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service." mockup

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

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'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.' mockup

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

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"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'." mockup

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

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Even though we have to keep our distance...

Even though we have to keep our distance... mockup

Even though we have to keep our distance...

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"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..." mockup

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

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"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!" mockup

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

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"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'." mockup

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

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Lovers greeting each other

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"I never want to speak to you again, but I'm find with sex and other non-verbal activities."

"I never want to speak to you again, but I'm find with sex and other non-verbal activities." mockup

"I never want to speak to you again, but I'm find with sex and other non-verbal activities."

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'Slow Connection'

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'I love my mobile.'

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"Come home when the internet's back on."

"Come home when the internet's back on." mockup

"Come home when the internet's back on."

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'Male and Female He created them.' mockup

'Male and Female He created them.'

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"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower." mockup

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

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"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!" mockup

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

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Broadband is Near

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"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!" mockup

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

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'The download time is slow, let's go home.'

'The download time is slow, let's go home.' mockup

'The download time is slow, let's go home.'

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'Some settling of contents may have occurred over the past 15 years.'

'Some settling of contents may have occurred over the past 15 years.' mockup

'Some settling of contents may have occurred over the past 15 years.'

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Connectivity Commentator Gifts Collection

Connectivity Commentator Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for connectivity commentaries that bring humor and insight to their morning routine.

Connectivity Commentator Pillows

Check out our pillows featuring connectivity themes—perfect for adding personality to any living or workspace.

Connectivity Commentator Prints

Discover prints that showcase the beauty of networks and connections, ideal for inspiring their daily reflections.

Connectivity Commentator T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirt selection to find apparel that highlights their fascination with connections and commentary in a fun way.