Connectivity Critic Gifts

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Wifi in Hell

Cellphone Islands

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

WiFi Signals

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

A Highly Networked Staff

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."

"I owe you an apology. When you bought that muzzle, I was mad because I assumed you bought it for your dog."

"Actually, there is such a thing as a stupid question, and you've just asked it."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

Lovers greeting each other

"Come home when the internet's back on."

'Male and Female He created them.'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'Slow Connection'

'I love my mobile.'

"This circle of hell is for those who always hit Reply to All."

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"