Connection Critiquers Gifts

"I think it is who you know and I know you.''

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months."

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

"He's a mental-health critic."

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."

"I owe you an apology. When you bought that muzzle, I was mad because I assumed you bought it for your dog."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Puzzle Family

"And despite recent insinuations, this loan contract being signed by my client is perfectly legitimate."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

'I reject the terms of the contract!'

Lovers greeting each other

'And best of all - no hidden clauses!'

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Male and Female He created them.'