Connectivity Champion Prints

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

Like me on Facebook?

"My email is down... talk to me."

Inclusive speech

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Wifi in Hell

Couples' therapy

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Teamwork

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

WHO checklist

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

HUAWEI 5G

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

A Highly Networked Staff

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'Internet access... internet access....'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

Jigsaw puzzle shaped speech balloons.

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."