Connectivity Crusaders Prints

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Lynching on social media

"My email is down... talk to me."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

WiFi Signals

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

'Internet access... internet access....'

Knights of the iPhone

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

Rustic Campgrounds.

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"Run! There's a shooter!" " Not another nazi!"

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."