Connectivity Explorer Mugs

"I'm fine here. I switched to wireless."

HUAWEI 5G

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

WiFi Signals

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

I think therefore I am.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

A Highly Networked Staff

'She just won't speak to me!'

Graph to find your IQ

The Sensitive Dude.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

"I prefer your early pieces."

'And now, Gentlemen, that we have our thinking caps on, let us continue.'

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

'That's the problem! All we do is communicate!'